MaryEllen

Ask me anything   You don't really wanna get inside my head.

twitter.com/maryellen422:

    cumaddict72:

    chekhov:

    So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

    you need to be arrested

    (via the-thoughtofyousnofuckenfun)

    — 5 days ago with 121039 notes

    kalelle:

    photoptarmosis:

    You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.

    Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon

    (Source: rhollorskates, via cats-dealer)

    — 1 week ago with 259880 notes
    whoever reblogs this by the 4th of April will have their url written on tape and stuck throughout various parts of the world!

    fresh-bloom:

    fresh-bloom:

    fresh-bloom:

    fresh-bloom:

    fresh-bloom:

    My mum and dad are going to scotland, ireland, england, america, egypt and france and they are taking all that i write down with them so your url could be anywhere!

    writing down all urls in 1 hour so get reblogging!

    It’s going until the 4th. My brother is going so he can take more!

    Haha guysss! I’m still doing all no matter how many!

    24 hours left!

    (via starin-down-a-loaded-gun)

    — 2 weeks ago with 142114 notes

    captainlucifer:

    watchoutforfallingdinosaurs:

    okay but can we take a second to imagine Hans returning home and instead of being angry or disappointed or plotting against Arendelle, his family is just like, “Oh, were you gone? We didn’t even realize.”

    image

    (via doctorwinchester221b)

    — 2 weeks ago with 32857 notes
    samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.



I’m quitting this website

    samswittyusername:

    the-mice-that-started-it-all:

    ireallylikegaryoldman:

    You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

    I’m quitting this website

    (via 2young2livethisway)

    — 2 weeks ago with 357326 notes

    femgermania:

    selizabeth22:

    ultrafacts:

    More facts? Visit the Ultrafacts tumblr Blog

    Why is George holding the phone upside down?

    so

    how long do you need to tickle someone until they pass out

    (via l0vewillsurelybringmepain)

    — 2 weeks ago with 37556 notes
    warpedtoursmoshpit:

asklhemmo:

This is a perfect representation of All Time Low

basically

    warpedtoursmoshpit:

    asklhemmo:

    This is a perfect representation of All Time Low

    basically

    (Source: music-addiction9173, via fxrthefallendreams)

    — 2 weeks ago with 10084 notes